♥ Height: 167cm
♥ Weight: 44kg
♥ D.O.B: 13th May 1987
♥ Status: Married
♥ Chongfu Pri Sch/PHS/NYP-SIT
♥ Email: luvhurt5@hotmail.com

About Me

♥ My 2 darlings & my dear to be happy & healthy everyday

Wishes

♥ My Dear
♥ My 2 Darlings - Cookie & Miki
♥ Hello Kitty/Charmmy Kitty
♥ Precious Moments
♥ Jigsaw Puzzles
♥ Watching TV Shows
♥ Eating
♥ Sleeping
♥ Spicy Food
♥ Soup
♥ Pasta

Loves

♥ Animal Abusers
♥ Smokers
♥ Cockroaches
♥ Clubbing
♥ Being Compared
♥ Green Tea
♥ Pork/Mutton/Beef/Salmon

Dislikes

History


Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Joke of the day

Three women are about to be executed. One's a Japanese, one's an American, and one's a Chinese.

The guard brings the Japanese forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim...

Suddenly the Japanese yells, EARTHQUAKE!!!

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the American forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim...

Suddenly the American yells, TORNADO!!!

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the Chinese has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim...

And the Chinese yells, FIRE!!!

i will never let you go;

5:45 PM