Once during the gulf war, the President of USA and the Prime Minister of UK and S'pore were travelling on a war ship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The three were talking about how brave their soldiers were. Their discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.




The Pres. of USA said Let me show u what is guts.


Whereupon he called his colonel and said Jump into the sea and swim for three rounds.


The Colonel said I will do anything for Uncle Sam, Sir.


Then he jumped into the shark infested sea and swim for three rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad!


After the successful three rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said I Mr President!


The proud Pres. replied That's what I call guts.




The Prime Minister of UK was pissed, he had to show.


He called his 3-star General and said General, jump into the sea and swim for 10 rounds around this ship!


The General said Anything for the Queen, Sir.


So, he jumped into the shark infested sea and swim for 10 rounds around the ship with the sharks chasing him like gila.


After the 10 successful rounds, the General came up to the deck and said Long live the Queen!!!


The proud PM replied That's what I call guts!




The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan anymore! He had to show that his soldiers have the guts too!!


He called one of his Privates and said Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!


The Private replied Oi, you siaoz is it? I just bought my Executive Condo and I am paying through my nose. U want me to jump and die is it? If u want to show off, u jump into the sea yourself ok?


The PM smiled and said Now, that's what I call guts!



nt onli tis private has the guts, he is smart too...